OPD 940 2005 - Jim Coleman

2005

OPD 940

Once OPD
Always OPD

2005 Reunion Recap

2005 Reunion Photos

JIM COLEMAN

Anyone else wonder what's all the fuss about re: the detainees at Guantanamo Prision?

Anyone can see (from what they will show us & the congressmen) that the dirtballs have better housing, food, water,cleaner living conditions w/ a/c, a safer lifestyle and much cleaner clothes.

Just look at any pix of Iraq or Afganistan and see if they are not better off (& FAR better off than most in Cubans too). It wasnt built to be a five star resort. But let's get on w/the trials & keep or throw them back.

Cant understand all the fuss...jim c

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Jokeland's Top 10 Choices:

1.Dog of of Choice, Pitbull (see Below).
2.Drink of Choice, Colt .45 .
3.Weapon of Choice, same as #3.
4.Car of Choice, 10851(stolen, Don).
5.Weekend entertainment of Choice, Sideshow, dope and shootin' each other.
6.Mon-Fri Entertainment of Choice, Same as #5 plus attending funerals.
7.Mon-Fri Top assinine activities, politics at City Hall & drag queening.
8.(Legal) Businesses of choice, bailbonds, liquor stores,check cashing & glass repair.
9."Food" of choice, cocaine, meth, heroin and MJ.
10. Occupations of choice, "doing time" & ripping off your neighbor.

Jim Coleman
OPD '67-'89

Poor Oprah. I almost cannot type for the onslaught of tears, but.....
She arrives AFTER closing time in Paris and no service. I arrived 10 minutes BEFORE closing @ a mexican(yes, it's a small m in spanish) resturant in LA last week and was denied service, but I dont have a "platform/show' to whine on, nor would I play the "race card". It' was just the french being french at best.
Sometimes we gotta remember, life aint fair, live & get on w/it.Save ur USDs and euros and visit Italy or Baghdad instead.
Ok, my Sat. rant on Fri....ya'll be good, ya here, jim c

Jim Coleman

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And a second runner-up. The 211A (.38 revolver) susp who after robbing the "Junk" in the Box on upper Tel ,ran w/b on 63rd St.(?) and hid in the bushes. The passing R/O spotted him and ordered him out and to drop the gun.
Our nominee pointed the gun at the R/O and "fired", but his bullets (.32 cal rounds, wrapped in Kleenex to hold them in the .38 mm hole) fell out just as he fell mortally wounded from the K-3.
One of the most bizzare cases I handled as a tech, but at least the good guys won this one, AND I have a story to take w/me. Even God will shake his head at this one...jim c

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Who's working their days off, holidays, extended shifts & call-ins, the hard working cop. Doesnt he deserve some extra compensation ? If the City could attract, recruit, hire & train more cops (as authorized), OTW would not be an ongoing headache. In the current academy I saw only 8 OPDers (last week) and it's not over yet.
No fire, no "smoke', jim c

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] Police Overtime
Date: Thu, 9 Jun 2005 06:12:29 -0700 (PDT)

The OTW issue is too friggin' simple for the politicos to comprehend. Some officers can and will give up their free time (& that w/family, friends and rest) to actually SAVE the City $ (instead of hiring & maintaing new officers).

If they or all said NO OTW for a month, Croakland wiould be a much more dangerous place for the citizens & existing R/Os.

OK, C of O, go out and hire the full contingent of police u say is needed, and THEN look at the bottom line.

Jim Coleman (Ret OT, WDOP, & holiday Whore--so others could be w/their families)

ps/i once worked a "triple (as a sgt in the radio rm', making more on that 1 day , than i made in my first MONTH ., shame on me)

R Souza <Nodui@earthlink.net> wrote:

Oakland Faces Hefty Police Overtime Bill

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] Could use a favor...too
Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2005 21:50:25 -0700 (PDT)

I too nee d a sm favor...I have this little pkg (3 kilos) i need "moved" from MZT to RNO. Its not too big or bulky and i 'll only ask once.

No questions asked & thanks in advance (& sorry about the short notice) JIm C

MX cel 011 52 669 1096588

US cel 775 721 4362

Stanley Bricker <stanley.bricker@comcast.net> wrote:

Is there anyone in the Dublin-Pleasanton area who is driving to Reno on Friday?

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] Line dancers at reunion
Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2005 16:00:48 -0700 (PDT)

i think Harlan Goodson has the break dance gig lined up w/Andrews, and Batt the the chicken one.( Me, I have white mans desease my wife sez), so no dancing is OK w/me unless its bump & grind w/Andrews' barber pole) jim c

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From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE: [openline] Where are they now???
Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2005 15:40:09 -0700 (PDT)

This reminds me we need ANOTHER Committee, a ck the wellbeing group, on Sunday morning (12June). BillyCheck'm&wreckemAndrews, u up for it ? jim c

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] OPD 940/A MUST See sidetrip
Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2005 15:33:00 -0700 (PDT)

Now i see my name assoc. w/this trailer "sideshow to the 940". butt i will send/fwd pix if requested of Billy Bob A. at the ft counter @Mustang trying to use my credit card and saying he was from Bang-cock..

Gotta go , & pack my "toys"C U in RNO if i get on the right plane(I may have to stop at Neverland enrt),jim c

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From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] Homie Coming to Oakland ?
Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2005 05:46:12 -0700 (PDT)

This sparks an idea. Why not the next reunion OPD940 in Jokeland ?- I can "pimp my ride "while there too. jim c

R Souza <Nodui@earthlink.net> wrote: Homie coming to Oakland ?

Bad idea. My Florida concealed weapons permit is not valid in California ,
and I ain't going to Jokeland unarmed.

Joe Thomas/6733

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
CC: igoldpan@aol.com, OPD Openline <openline@yahoogroups.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] Nugget rooms:Question
Date: Tue, 7 Jun 2005 13:01:10 -0700 (PDT)

And by the way, ya'll, do the Nugget's restrms have "glory holes" still ? Jim C

(If ur ser # is 8001+, or u've lived a sheltered life{like me--my walking det. "FTO Freitas" taught me}, ask someone)

Ron Oz <ronozaway@hotmail.com> wrote:

I'm snickering just picturing you two debating whether you should first go for magic fingers, blow-up doll, or nylon bikini Nichelini first... Funniest part is watching you two trying to figure out how you can decide when coin only has two sides... ron

From: Jim Coleman
To: igoldpan@aol.com, Ron OZNOWICZ
Subject: Re: [openline] Nugget rooms:Question/CSI Reno
Date: Tue, 7 Jun 2005 11:54:39 -0700 (PDT)

U two have me rolling on the dirt floor w/ a good case of the SQUIRTS....hope it "releaves" itself B4 flight....jimboner

From: CowchPT8O@aol.com
Subject: Re: [openline] Andrews:Nugget rooms:Question/CSI Reno
Date: Tue, 7 Jun 2005 13:39:00 EDT

A very thorough list, but you may want to add a Haz Mat team in full "battle gear". Also, it would probably be appropriate to advise the Nugget of the distinct possiblilty that room will not be habitable for quite some time, depending on the half-life of some of the stuff Coleman uses/consumes. "Forewarned is forearmed"

Frank Mellott

William Andrews has thankfully posted some serious questions and we're jumping to get the right answers.

1. First, as to rooms, the Nugget will provide only two queen sized beds for the room you will be sharing with Jim Coleman and Bob Nichelini.

2. We're advised you cannot use Mustang Ranch tokens for the vibrating mattresses at the Nugget.

3. The rabbit ears are things of the past. We have arranged for 3-D glasses and for your remote control to have stop, zoom and instant replay for the special programs you have requested.

4. Yes, the Nugget wanted us to tell you that they always scan your room with a black light for the clean up crew to follow, and they request you try this time to keep stains off the ceiling.

5. An approved blow-up doll will be provided by the hotel. It will have two fronts and no back so both you and Coleman can enjoy her together. Should you want one with two backs it can be provided.

6. Yes, Michael Jackson Music Videos will be available for your viewing and the bullet proof Plexiglas guard will be installed ifo TV so feel free to use live ammo.

7. You didn't ask, but your 20th floor room will have the windows unlocked in the event you wish to follow Peter Pan as he will be delivering your fourth bottle of Jim Beam.

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] Nugget rooms:Question/CSI Reno
Date: Tue, 7 Jun 2005 09:28:35 -0700 (PDT)

Remember VISINE shows up positive w/ a blk light like (always been my cover story) like some other precious bodily fluids...And Ron,what is the hotels policy the # of gerbals (no worries, they r on a "leash")i can have on the premisis ????.jim

igoldpan@aol.com wrote:Ron:

On my last visit to the Nugget, they were having problems in many of the rooms with the coin boxes for the "magic fingers" bed massage. I lost a BUNCH of quarters.

Has this been taken care of?

Also, one of the rabbit ears on my black/white tv was broken. Do any of the tower rooms have color tv?

I saw on "Entertainment Tonight" that the CSI - Las Vegas show is going to do a special "road trip to Reno " episode. The plan is to REALLY show how effective modern forensics are.

They will go through Coleman's room before and after his stay with a black light and other investigative tools.

You can just imagine the various secretions/DNA that will reveal themselves in various quantities and unusual locations.

Imagine the confusion in the lab when analysts try to figure out the chain of events that led to finding tequila, saliva, clumps of wool, semen, and fibers from rope and "Geranimals" children's clothing all on the same king size sheet..........

(Hey, Lieutenant! Look over here! Why would the partially burned head from an inflatable female sex toy be hidden in the A/C vent... What's that written on her forehead? "Burn, Dolly Burn??" ......What the.... that's a brand new copy of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video...... dust it for prints....we're gonna be here awhile... )

BillyHenryLeeAndrews

As the famous Enigma Codex Cryptographer Don Discher said earlier, Jim Coleman's posts need a code book. He makes perfect sense to many of us now.

Actually, Jim brings back memories of many years ago when I learned some shorthand tricks from one George T. Hart who made his speedwriting codes and abbreviated scribbles even more difficult by frequently switching writing hands. And then, as a kid I learned myself to write in mirror image as Leonardo the famous Italian... but the little honey in the fourth seat of the first row in my Latin class at Claremont Jr. High just couldn't figure it out.

ronoz

From: "John Larsen" <flatfootinvestigations@nctac.com>
Subject: RE: [openline] Fwd: Fw: 9/11 Wow This is amazing
Date: Tue, 7 Jun 2005 07:52:24 -0700

Who has thier grandchild banging on the computer keyboard or does that post below say something?

John L.

-----Original Message-----

Sent: Monday, June 06, 2005 8:25 AM
Subject: Re: [openline] Fwd: Fw: 9/11 Wow This is amazing

Wow, that was amazing, (Nothing) ! Yahoo (Groups, e.g. Openline) "censures out" non text msgs, pix, attachments + fwds, hence when u post them to Openline , we get nuffin'. Jim c

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] Rental House
Date: Mon, 6 Jun 2005 17:24:00 -0700 (PDT)

Can "we" rent it for just 1 nite before the reunion as a warm up ? Jim C

OPOALady@aol.com wrote:There is a rental house in San Ramon off of San Ramon Valley Blvd. It is several years old, 4 bed, 2.5 baths, wash/dryer staying along with the refrigerator. $2114 per month with a $2114 deposit. If interested, please contact me. Thanks..Renee

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] OPD 940 2005 Spam Cookoff
Date: Mon, 6 Jun 2005 09:34:26 -0700 (PDT)

Billy Bob,& anyone who gives a sh--.,

I thought I had my computer settings set to Block all SPAM. guess this msg slipped thru; I'll contact my ISP (internet Spam protector ?) jim c

ps/I've got some chorizo (if it passes the USDA {United States Dept. of Agriculture, Don)dogs @LAX) for our quality Spam time after all the regulars fall asleep about 9:30pm.

I thought Harlan had the break dance gig lined up///jim c

ps///pls remind all the old farts to bring cameras (evidence for future yrs, divorce proceedings, CCW renewal apps, and crimminal court cases) jim c

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: [openline] Michelle Jackson
Date: Fri, 3 Jun 2005 16:56:22 -0700 (PDT)

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As the jury heads out w/Michelle's (sic) fate in their hands (Can i really say that on Openline?) and after another millions plus trial, I was wondering if Santa Barbara Co. can try & re coop some its costs from Michael himself ?

Back to top ***

He has spent TENS of millions of $ over the years for enticing, "entertaining", payoffs, attorneys fees, "Clorox treatments" & surgeries, & the royalties keep on commin' in..

U wantta see him "pale", wait til next week, or are we gonna get another "OJ" verdict? I think not. Maybe some "understanding" judge can find a way to send him to the CYA for treatment.

BUTT, remember who's paying for all this (CA taxpayers). Boy, I'm glad I'm not contributing to these farces and anyone that is, I salute U.

Just another happy thought from MZT,

jim C.

>From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
>To: R Souza <Nodui@earthlink.net>, OPENLine <openline@yahoogroups.com>
>Subject: Re: [openline] Johns/Slashing/Rowing Club/BART/Here
>Date: Thu, 2 Jun 2005 07:27:38 -0700 (PDT)

>Wow , jokeland's billboards of "Johns" made the news here in MZT today. Must be a real political priorty. What about 187, 245, 261, 459 and ALL violent offenders,etc. pix on billboards ? Guess they aint too impoetant(sic).Poor Croakland victims.

>Jim Coleman

R Souza <Nodui@earthlink.net> wrote:

> OAKLAND / 'Johns' will soon find pictures on billboards / City officials hope 'shaming campaign' curbs prostitution in Fruitvale district

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: [openline] IT's FRIGGIN' humor (to some) , take it like a man or woman or DELETE NOW
Date: Mon, 30 May 2005 16:27:38 -0700 (PDT)

At the risk of not being PC as the Wizard (OZ) I must point out that one young lady did a heck of a job at Indy yesterday (Get a day job Gordon--FYI,he wouldn't race against a lighter driver).

But let's see, a million $ car, yrs of driving & racing experience (&racing as a career) and we STALL it in the pits, almost run out of gas and bend it (aka,crash) twice in 500 miles. I musta missed the other stalls and suggest they allow automatic trannys next yr..

OK, bring on the wrath if I'm wrong.

Now to all of Oz & the OPD940 committees & volunteers. What a job they've been doing. Even if u don't attend, u gotta appreciate their efforts and we all owe them a drink or two. Lest we forget.

Few mo ideas; add Beano to table settings, a defibrillator near podium for Matthews' sorry ass jokes and LIES, Polygrip near chow line (and some rms), and a legitimate explanation to THAT warning that sez,"in case an erection lasts more than 4 hrs, consult ur (eye?)doctor', Hell, if that really happened, I couldn't make ph calls or go see my doc...anyway, See u in RNO.

Jim Coleman

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I already set the standard for wrath... hard to beat but if anyone can do it...

>From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
>To: Ron Oz <ronozaway@hotmail.com>
>Subject: Re: [openline] OPD940 Important...
>Date: Mon, 30 May 2005 16:01:11 -0700 (PDT)

>I'm gonna post a fuc--g JOKE re: Danica & lets watch the wrath, jim

From: "Ron Oz" <ronozaway@hotmail.com>
To: mztgringo@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 30 May 2005 11:44:53 -0700

Jim,

Someone actually emailed me and said I wasn't being nice to you. I don't think anything we say between us would ever be regarded without affection, but just to underline that I want to say I feel a certain kinship with you and a few others precisely because I think we feel that irreverence is an essential part of our humor.

In other words: F*em if they can't take a joke... and lots of them can't... too bad for them... but if I ever hit a sensitive spot with you that doesn't start with a "G" then let me know...

Otherwise, it's going to be great seeing you at the reunion. ron

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] OPD940 SHIRT & RNO attire
Date: Sat, 28 May 2005 07:14:24 -0700 (PDT)

John, et al,

We better have a beer gut, bald spot (or 2), holes in those low slung Levis, a belt buckle w/ur name on it, food on shirt , dirty hands (from coins), a plastic pocket pen/pencil protector, reek of smoke, and a cig or cigar, to blend in, in RNO. see ya there, jim c

John Ludden <luddens@psln.com> wrote:

I received my OPD940 shirts in the mail today; really sharp!!

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From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] The Danville Thinker, Never Again
Date: Sat, 21 May 2005 13:11:33 -0700 (PDT)

Dave,et al,

I understand he has an opinion, but just watch the layman's newscasts and ask urself is the Iraqi thing all worth it, i.e. KIA, injured, Hundreds of BILLIONS (and askin' for more) of $ spent, no real plan in place yet(except just send more troops &$), the recent pix scam, civil & religious unrest, "rest of world " condemnations, daily loss of innocent civilians in the hundreds, and for what, again ??? I never heard of an attack (as in Kuwait ) or perceived a real threat ('less u read the proved phony CIA/FBI threat analysis rpts). Reeks of the Korean conflict & Viet Nam wars to ME. How long are we gonna get buffaloed into sleeping thru this ?

Trust me, our guys are needed HERE (USA), as fathers, family, workers & friends, a lot more than in that hell hole or dead,.

But the MAN said lets (NOT Roll) go & U gotta obey DAD, i was taught), so here we are still locked up and w/at least 5 yrs more commitment yrs for some type of aid. This, while gas (oil) prices soar, the DOW is shrinking weekly, national debt growing by trillions, SS in deep poo, major airlines failing & world perception of the greatest nation on the planet is at an all time low. How do we fix it; send the wifeee on a shore up the confidence campaign. Really gonna make some Palestine or Iraqi suicide bomber or terrorist twice.

Ask any returning soldier (who's been discharged) his opinion or someone that cant afford 100USD of critical meds if a million dollar tank and 3 GI's is worth it.

Just MY humble thoughts, jim c

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Subject: Re: [openline] Re: Rider's Trial
Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 09:55:52 -0700 (PDT)

All Jokeland needs now are jesse jackson , al un-sharpton and a warm nite to self distruct, jim c

William Focha <wfocha@sonoma-county.org> wrote:Let the riots begin.

Bill Focha

"Jim Simonson" <jimcarsimo@earthlink.net> 05/19/05 12:39 PM >>>

Three counts - not guilty

The remaining counts - hung

Gag order for two weeks until next court date

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Subject: Re: [openline] Suspended/Search for Search Dog/LODD Columbia
Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 10:06:25 -0700 (PDT)

And LODI can ill afford another "Riders" type of trial/Kangaroo style. Guess this gives "Stuck in Lodi " a rebearth & new meaning, jim c

R Souza <Nodui@earthlink.net> wrote:CHP Officer Suspended Over Alleged Gun Threats at Area Restaurant

A California Highway Patrol officer has been suspended pending an investigation after he allegedly made racial slurs and pulled a gun on employees of a Lodi area restaurant during an off-duty altercation.

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Subject: Re: [openline] Thank You & just so much more
Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 09:59:50 -0700 (PDT)

Rudy, bill & i can take it, butt leave my cute little donkey out of it. Jim c

igoldpan@aol.com wrote:Jim Coleman, Rudy Martin, and Bill Andrews together in a social situation. Interesting.

Phil: Ya forgot about the girl, a donkey, cigars, cucumbers, "equine KY," and a liberal infusion of tequila. Now THAT'S a Social setting !!! ....and it isn't "showtime" until Rudy gets out the lighter fluid and a BIC as "EL RUDY The Human Flamethrower"

Get yourself WELL, soon Bud !!

BillHolyCrapTheCircusIsInTown!Andrews

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Subject: Re: [openline] In town and going to Reno
Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 09:41:36 -0700 (PDT)

Juanito,

U walking ? The reunion is at least 3 weeks away FYI. Thought u were on the "no fly list" anyway, so U got a good "coyote" ? Jim C

opdret7006 <opdret7006@hotmail.com> wrote:

Just want to say hello to all and let you know that I am frsh in from

Panama ,

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Subject: Re: [openline] Riders
Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 09:22:57 -0700 (PDT)

Quick, somene jump on this subject/trial as a book idea B4 Moonbeam or his friends do//jim c

R Souza <Nodui@earthlink.net> wrote:Judge declares mistrial in retrial of 'Riders' case

Third trial of ex-police officers is unlikely, legal experts say

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Subject: Re: [openline] 7 New Ofcrs/46 yr old Temporary On-ramp/Alert/Most Wanted
Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 09:21:06 -0700 (PDT)

Seven THOUSAND new R/Os couldnt polish a turd, jim c

R Souza <Nodui@earthlink.net> wrote:Article Last Updated: 5/20/2005 02:51 AM

7 new police officers to hit Oakland streets

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Greg Homey,
Try 7th and Wood. Oh u said, INSTALLED, solly. Then my best suggestion would be Sacto..
Jim C

NO10851@aol.com wrote:
Can anyone recommend a good place in Oakland or surrounding areas to have a
dvd player installed into a vehicle? thank

greg hom

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From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 06:23:05 -0700 (PDT)

I see deals e.g. $299 FROM OAK to Hawaii (HON) and $339 other islands thru June via Suntrips/Yahoo if anyone needs to "recover " or get ready for the OPD940.

Enger/Pries//note,This may get ur sorry old asses home cheaper than the tkt ur holding, if u can figure a ride deal over.

Jim c

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From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 06:12:26 -0700 (PDT)

Stan, et al,

At our age, dont worry, it takes me 2-3 days just to have a normal BM, let alone a "woodie", Your amigo always willing to help, jim c

R Souza <Nodui@earthlink.net> wrote:

I went away for a few days and closed my mail through Yahoo as directed but started it again. What did I do wrong?

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From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 15 May 2005 07:39:39 -0700 (PDT)

For those of u that dont read all posts, "all the way down" , u gotta read below where the new Juvie Hall sits, "atop John George (esq) PSYC Pavilion". Absolutly befitting this pillar to Jokeland and "a star in the Bar" , to say the least.

RIP "Goofball", (sorry "m00nbeam's" taken), jim c

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Ron Oz <ronozaway@hotmail.com> wrote:
Yo... got check... see you there.... even got a couple wifely responses wanting to get on your dance card... also a few of the guys. ron

The wifiee ones (under 85) are A-OK (NO punch required), butt the dudes (EXTERIOR plumbing), I need time to think about (YEARS, maybe decades). Gringo Jim

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] opd940: Sorry,etc.
Date: Sat, 14 May 2005 11:43:02 -0700 (PDT)

John & Jerry,

Thanks for the "heads up". Opens up 2 dance card "punches"--let 'em rip ! 1st come, 1st served(?). jim c ps/U 2 have a grand trip, but u can BUY salmon at Safeway, cheaper and not have to lie to wifeee or friends. Careful & C U next time.

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From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] OPD940 Dancing Night Away...
Date: Sat, 14 May 2005 11:09:17 -0700 (PDT)

Ron & all the committee members of OPD 940, Pls tell all the inquires that my dance card #1 & 2 are BOTH BOOKED and no MORE requests ! Unless I can buy another, (is it called a Culligan in golf?) trade for ???, or u extend the max card allowance, solly. Jim C

ps/and all of u that have contacted me directly requesting pvt dances, lap or not, pls cease & desist, as I will b very tired and may have a headache after the long burro haul. And yes G.(aka, or "handle", "Maximus erectus"), u get the first slow bump & grind one as promised.

Ok, for those wishing that "police discount", if I stay only 2 hrs and eat, can I get 1/2 off ? jim c

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Back in MZT, only 87F and calm winds (TX SUCKS), may rain in 2 months, ugggg, jim c

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From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
To: cowchpt8o@aol.com, CowchPT8O@aol.com, openline@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [openline] VE Day
Date: Mon, 9 May 2005 19:08:03 -0700 (PDT)

Fran,

May I have the 1st dance in Reno ? jim c

cowchpt8o@aol.com wrote:

I just received an e-mail from some smart-ass asking me if my sister "Fran" is now submitting stuff to Openline, or if I've finally had that sex-change operation. In fact, neither is true. This damned computer just can't spell... not even my name.

FranK Mellott

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Yes, I'm scared I might enjoy it.... oh, it's such a task being straight in this land of frolic and fun.... ron

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
To: Ron Oz <ronozaway@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: [openline] Reunion Ticket info...
Date: Sun, 8 May 2005 05:06:05 -0700 (PDT)

Why, u scared ? jc

Ron Oz <ronozaway@hotmail.com> wrote:
JC Just email me info asked for on Questionnaire...it only asks for a few little things... I would say we'll bend over backwards for you but I've been warned not to.... ron

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From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
To: Ron Oz <RONOZAWAY@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: [openline] Reunion Ticket info...
Date: Sat, 7 May 2005 20:54:31 -0700 (PDT)

Ron,

heres the application data:

Jim Coleman, Reino de Valencia 1056, Frac. El Cid, Mazatlan , Sin. Mexico 82110, or 413 Interamerica Bl WH 1, PMB 15-187, Laredo, TX 78045, mztgringo@yahoo.com , ph 011 52 669 105-5022. Guest, Claudia Coleman,11 Jun only and NOT staying at Nugget (at bro's in Carson City 775 884-1130).

Living in tropical Mazatlan , travelling and enjoying retirement to the fullest.

jim

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
To: Michael Martin <mjmartin@volcano.net>, openline@yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: [openline] Nugget rooms
Date: Sat, 7 May 2005 20:18:17 -0700 (PDT)

Mike,

Paris Hilton is available I hear/jim c

Michael Martin <mjmartin@volcano.net> wrote:
OK-- I'll risk the flak and bad jokes: Anyone out there interested in sharing a room?

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com>
To: Norm Healy <normhealy@verizon.net>, openline@yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: [openline] Dancing at reunion...
Date: Sat, 7 May 2005 20:17:05 -0700 (PDT)

Si, TABLE Dancers at $10 bucks or less, I'm in, jim c

Norm Healy <normhealy@verizon.net> wrote:Anyone out there interested in having dancing in the banquet hall after the banquet?

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: [ openline ] OPD940 Special needs...
Date: Sun, 1 May 2005 07:02:55 -0700 (PDT)

Some ideas for the "special needs desk".

1. A Rogaine dispenser .( or wig rental booth)

2. Viagra , disguised as "after dinner candies".

3. " Just For Men" mixed w/the hotel shampoo.

4.Free cane , glasses and penile pumps.

5.Gas X, or Beano at each table. (Especially at B. Matthews)

6. A " Rathskellers event" or the like to keep those of us over 50 awake until 9 p.m.

7.Polygrip to avoid any unfortunate "losses".

8. A "ck ur pistola at the door sign".

9.Handlebars in select rooms.

10. Joy Jelly dispensers in Bill Clark's room. ( lollipop lemon flavor)

11 .Monica L. in Jesse Allen's rm (for 4 minutes only).

12 .O2 nearby.

13. BS basket & shovel somewhere near podium.

14. A polygraph machine, or three.

15. And last but not least, an INS agent to ck our guest's status.

Hope this helps, and feel free to reserve me a table dancer if need be. (I know Jesse Allen cant see her, butt we'll let him get close.)

Jim C.

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com
Date: Sat, 30 Apr 2005 20:52:25 -0700 (PDT)

Are we set up for retina scans ? NOT rectal scans, aka SIGMOs . jim c

Hey Oz,

If it's $95 for members and $80 for guests, can I go as Phil Coleman's guest ?
Bill Danenhower

Bill, you can come as Jim's spouse. ron

Bill,

I think I should have first shot at my Dad, jim coleman

From: Jim Coleman <mztgringo@yahoo.com
Date: Sat, 30 Apr 2005 16:41:58 -0700 (PDT)

And remember that old G.O. requiring NO sideburns below the lowest point in the ears' orifices. Gotta love it, jim c

I remember your sideburns down to your leisure suit lapel... ron

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